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shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

bronzedragon: kvothetheraving: #okay #i like everyone else loved this part #it was fun to see Draco get punished for once #and it seems totally like something Moody would do #but think about this with the ending in mind #that’s not Moody #that’s Barty Crouch Jr. #in disguise #he doesn’t really like Harry #so why go after Draco? #just to be more in character? #i was thinking about it and i realized #Barty #like Bellatrix #was SUPER LOYAL to Voldemort #like SUPER DUPER loyal #and he knows that Lucius has publicly distanced himself from Voldemort #claiming to have been Imperius’d the whole time #Barty knows that and he hates them for it #he hates them for the disloyalty #he didn’t turn Draco into a ferret because of Harry at all #he just hates Draco #he hates Draco because he hates Lucius #this is a grown man torturing a child for something his father did #and that makes it way less funny #Draco’s a dick and all #but he’s not his father #OKAY JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE MY THOUGHTS #Harry Potter #here have some opinions of mine (via thedoommerchant) #this is one thing draco’s father actually should have heard about
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bronzedragon: kvothetheraving: #okay #i like everyone else loved this part #it was fun to see Draco get punished for once #and it seems totally like something Moody would do #but think about this with the ending in mind #that’s not Moody #that’s Barty Crouch Jr. #in disguise #he doesn’t really like Harry #so why go after Draco? #just to be more in character? #i was thinking about it and i realized #Barty #like Bellatrix #was SUPER LOYAL to Voldemort #like SUPER DUPER loyal #and he knows that Lucius has publicly distanced himself from Voldemort #claiming to have been Imperius’d the whole time #Barty knows that and he hates them for it #he hates them for the disloyalty #he didn’t turn Draco into a ferret because of Harry at all #he just hates Draco #he hates Draco because he hates Lucius #this is a grown man torturing a child for something his father did #and that makes it way less funny #Draco’s a dick and all #but he’s not his father #OKAY JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE MY THOUGHTS #Harry Potter #here have some opinions of mine (via thedoommerchant) #this is one thing draco’s father actually should have heard about
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bronzedragon:

kvothetheraving:

#okay #i like everyone else loved this part #it was fun to see Draco get punished for once #and it seems totally like something Moody would do #but think about this with the ending in mind #that’s not Moody #that’s Barty Crouch Jr. #in disguise #he doesn’t really like Harry #so why go after Draco? #just to be more in character? #i was thinking about it and i realized #Barty #like Bellatrix #was SUPER LOYAL to Voldemort #like SUPER DUPER loyal #and he knows that Lucius has publicly distanced himself from Voldemort #claiming to have been Imperius’d the whole time #Barty knows that and he hates them for it #he hates them for the disloyalty #he didn’t turn Draco into a ferret because of Harry at all #he just hates Draco #he hates Draco because he hates Lucius #this is a grown man torturing a child for something his father did #and that makes it way less funny #Draco’s a dick and all #but he’s not his father #OKAY JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE MY THOUGHTS #Harry Potter #here have some opinions of mine
(via thedoommerchant)

#this is one thing draco’s father actually should have heard about

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u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious 

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

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this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

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imsirius: itsmeagan: The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead. The artwork is too great not to reblog.  Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it. That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam. One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance. I want this painted on my wall.
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imsirius: itsmeagan: The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead. The artwork is too great not to reblog.  Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it. That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam. One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance. I want this painted on my wall.
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imsirius:

itsmeagan:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

I want this painted on my wall.

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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btprincessgirl: herrmedic: lollipocalypse: sublimesublemon: These are… actually pretty inspiring. Cool. Forever reblog. “you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” thats just awesome “You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.” My fave right there. “You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite. “A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.
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karethdreams:

forgetting-the-day:

btprincessgirl:

herrmedic:

lollipocalypse:

sublimesublemon:

These are… actually pretty inspiring.

Cool.

Forever reblog.

“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”

thats just awesome

“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”

My fave right there.

“You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite.

“A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.

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